DON'T PANIC WITH OUR CALM BEFORE DISASTER OIL

The world today is a stressful place, what with all the war, plague, climate change, and the fact your savings are now worth the same as Monopoly money. But at Don’t Panic, we know a thing or two about not panicking, which is why we’ve created our very own “Calm Before Disaster” CBD oil! A few drops of this down your gullet and you’ll feel your existential dread melting away quicker than an Arctic ice cap. It even comes in three deliciously de-stressing flavours:

Nuclear War-termelon

Is the world leader rocket-measuring contest making you feel a teensy bit nervous about the prospect of a nuclear apocalypse? Then this is the CBD oil for you! Just glug down a pipette-full and you’ll soon be Putin the brakes on your anxiety for good - or at least until you next see the news.

Environ-menthol Meltdown

The world may be on fire, but your nerves don’t have to be! Sure, we can’t offer you a Planet B, but we can offer you some CBD. Just take a few refreshing drops, try not to think about how global climate targets are too unambitious to make a genuine difference, and keep using that tote bag!

Custard Living Crisis

Worried about the government plunging everyone but the super-rich into economic oblivion? Well, we have the solution: no, it’s not adequately taxing corporations, it’s our cost of living flavoured CBD oil! It only takes a little to make you feel all warm inside - perfect for when your heating bill means you can’t afford to feel all warm on the outside.

So, if you’re feeling a little tense about the whole global “situation” and haven’t already picked up a bottle of your own, then keep your eyes peeled over on our Instagram for a chance to get your anxious, sweaty hands on one today!